Norway on the 22nd of July 2011.

Breivik gets his answer from the people of Norway a resounding NO.

Unity and compassion all over Norway

It’s taken me a long time to write about the terrible events that happened here in Norway on the 22nd of July at the hands of Breivik. Mostly out of respect and a desire to wait until I had learned more about the facts.

The official period of mourning comes to an end this week, heralding a new era, the realisation that Norway is not exempt from extremist evil. Especially because this terrible thing was carried out by a “Son of Norway”, and a fairly privileged one at that. Normally these things happen to other countries, not Norway. Once again the twisted mind of a terrorist breaks the mold with new ways to bring their paranoia and terror onto their unsuspecting victims.

Although no consolation to the many victims, the actions of this surely mad man do not represent an undercurent of feeling here. He acted alone and was alone in every sense. Sure, people are concerned about immigration, but that is an oxymoron; because they’re only worried about attracting the right sort of people, you know the peaceful, hardworking, ambitious and family minded ones. Let the idle, dishonest ones stay away, which seems fair enough to me.

A newspaper described the events as a “loss of innocence” for Norway. I think that’s an accurate description of how lots of people feel here. Somehow it would be easier to rationalize if had been an external threat. Easier to direct all the fear and anger away from Norway. But when it is inexplicably one of your own, it is bewildering, confusing and somehow disappointing. Maybe we need a ‘foreign bogey man’ to blame in all this.

We have driven through the area around Utoya and it’s a lovely picturesque place, as the water winds its way through the landscape. You could never imagine it to have seen such terror. For this is no war torn area, no opposing factions, no age old animosities; just an everyday rural idyll, full of innocent people peacefully going about their activities during a wonderful summers day in the holidays.

I have skimmed though Breivik’s twisted rantings. I know I shouldn’t have, but I was looking for the ravings of a mad man to try and justify how he could have done such terrible things without remorse. It was like a horror movie, you can’t watch but you can’t turn away either. It was chilling in its detail and planning, it was not what I expected. It reads like a thesis, a study, an experiment, but overall it was an evil guide for others to replicate. Breivik described his terrible actions as a “marketing exercise” to draw attention to his ideology.

Look at these images, Norway is full of compassion for the families involved, united in their support of the government and adamant that they oppose everything that Breivik stands for. It seems to me that Breivik was seeking confirmation. That he wanted the people of Norway to agree with him, to thank him for what he did for his country.

So, I hope that images like this and the outpouring of people from all walks of life answer your question Mr Breivik.

Norway after the events of the 22nd of July 2011

A country united in grief and resolution to uphold their values

Stay well

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First ever boat, built and launched in a couple of weeks

The Mouse

The water here at Hvalstrand is usually so calm and inviting, that not to be on it would be a crime. Hence the search for a simple, quick way to get on the water with a minimum of outlay. Enter ‘the mouse’. Gavin Atkins designs simple boats ideal for first time would be boat builders. He has a book out (Ultrasimple Boat Building: 17 Plywood Boats Anyone Can Build), but to be honest, all the info is available online. Sure the book made interesting reading but is by no means a step by step book. I know, I bought it!

How we built the Mouse…..

mouse boat model in cardboard

Scale model to start with........

first cut on a mouse boat

The first cut out of the two sheets of cheap plywood


building a mouse boat

Almost there, just the decks and seat to finish

The Mouse

The finished Mouse

mouse boat on the water

Proof that she floats....

After a bit of fun over the weekend my thoughts are now really turning to the plans I bought last year for a full size boat……….

Stay well

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Extreme ‘parking’ in Uganda……

Quick quick, Sir, he went down there” pointed the policeman in the back.

But it’s all overgrown, are you sure the track goes down there?” I asked. “Yes, it is the way” he said.

Dropping down into low gear, I headed across the slope into the undergrowth, the policemen in the back were chattering about something. “What are they saying?” I ask my colleague. “Oh, they are just saying that these Toyotas are ‘the man’ of 4×4 vehicles”.

I swear at that exact moment, we started to tip, one side of the truck was sinking. The guy on the back of the pickup starts shouting and I hear him move to the now highside of the truck. As the undercut side of the track collapses, the vehicle rolls over ever so slowly; ending up on its roof and stopping with a jolt as we hit something.

I remember thinking, “Shit, I’ll never be able to hide this damage from my boss” as the windscreen popped and slowly peeled away from the metal onto the ground.

The perils of chasing crooks and off road driving in Uganda

And yes the photo is the right way up, click on it and check out the banana trees if you don’t believe me!

driving in africa

Off roading......fail!

What the photo doesn’t show is that this tree stump was the only tree for some distance and the road was on the edge of a slope. If the car had not hit the tree, we would have rolled over many times before hitting the bottom.

Lucky you might say.

Of course the accident was completely my fault. The first thing any decent off road driving course teaches is ‘walk it first’. I didn’t and nearly paid the ultimate price. But I was hot headed and on the trail of an ex-security guard of mine who had stolen a bunch of project cash.

Which explains the three policemen on the back seat with AK47′s in between their knees and a local guide on the back of the pickup (the car went over so slowly that he simply ‘walked’ over the car like a rolling log!)

Fortunately we all got out OK and no one pulled any triggers in panic, although the guns were so old and poorly maintained they were more dangerous to the guy pulling the trigger!

I had no idea what I was going to do though. We were miles off road and in the bush. No chance of getting a crane up there. Then the local guys had a flash of genius, they dug an enormous hole at the side and rolled the car into it. Then they dug a ramp out of the hole to get the car back onto the track. Dozens of guys and tons of soil. And it only cost me a good ‘feed’ and a crate or two of soda. Wonderful, ingenious and friendly people!

Hmm......do I or don't I...............

They all pushed me back to where another car could tow it back to town. Embarrassed? I felt like the bloody home coming queen, sitting in this battered car being pushed through the village! I am sure that there must have been one or two that were too sick to leave their beds, but other than that, I think pretty much everyone in the village came to see the stupid white man who thought his car was a mountain goat!

The double irony was that the guy we were going to arrest, got away in all the commotion. And a few days later, I got into trouble for not reporting the accident to the police……..erm, there were THREE policemen in the car at the time. Guess I figured reporting it was unnecessary!

The moral of this tale is:- that even when you think all is lost, someone will come up with a solution and with enough help, even the seemingly impossible can be done. Oh, and walk the bits of the track you can’t see properly, before driving down them; especially if you find yourself in a gun laden car, chasing crooks off-road deep into the African bush :-)

Stay well

p.s. I wrote this guide to driving on ‘dirt’ roads in East Africa if you are contemplating it………

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Osama Bin Laden is gone but is al-Qaeda?

al-qaeda

Al-Qaeda: Dead or still ticking?

Hmm. So what’s going to happen to al-Qaeda now that Bin Laden is out of the picture? Will his organisation die like cutting the head off a snake, or will his most fervent followers wreak renewed vengence on the innocent?

Studying the IRA as a schoolboy I thought ”We know who the leaders are, why don’t we send in the SAS and take them out?”. I later learned that the leaders in the public eye are safer and more predictable than the radical extremists in the background. Leaders often have a political interest in maintaining some kind of order by restraining the more volatile members.

Whilst I can hardly argue that Bin Ladens held his followers back, I hope his minions no longer have access to his wealth. Terrorism is an expensive business and terrorists have to eat too.

Certainly the extra funds on ‘our’ side that were pumped into intelligence have paid off with several attacks thwarted in recent years. Our complicated world often finds individuals around the globe who communicate their terrible plans to each other via email and mobile networks.

Lets hope that they don’t take their eyes off the ball now and continue working hard to keep us safe from those who wish us ill. Especially now they have a fresh martyr to avenge.

Stay well

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Moving to Norway: One year on

Our Norwegian lifestyle

beach in new zealand at matapouri

From this.......

winter wonderland in norway with snow in the forest

To this......

We moved from New Zealand to Norway exactly one year ago this week and oh boy, has it been a long journey! And we are not quite ‘there’ yet, there’s still lots to do before we can say that we are ‘settled’.

There were unexpected challenges, some easy stuff that we expected to be difficult and overall we haven’t done too badly I guess. We have a house, garden, a borrowed car, the kids are settled in school/nursery, and my wife Cia, has a busy job that pays the bills.

I seem to have a lot to do even if I don’t have a ‘regular’ job, something that I need to get very soon if we are to go back on ‘luxuries’.

To sumarise the year I’m going to list the stuff I like and if I dare, the stuff I don’t like about living in Norway……

The great stuff:

  1. Clear blue, oh so blue skies quite a lot of the time.
  2. Virtually no wind, no roof rattling, fence flattening storms at all.
  3. No need to be obsesive about locking everything away.
  4. Safe driving most of the time, Norwegians are super law followers!
  5. Snow. Clean, fun and spectacular landscapes.
  6. Outdoorsy life with walks, fishing, forests, living near the sea etc.

The not so nice stuff….

  1. Sub zero temperatures for over 4 months.
  2. Horrendous electricity bills and a house with only 10cm thick insulation!
  3. Many small things are extremely expensive and prices vary, a lot.
  4. 20km humps on 40km roads, kills the suspension, fuel economy and throws you all over the car (OK if you have big 4×4, I guess).
  5. Super narrow roads and super big cars!
  6. Getting a decent paying job is difficult if you don’t speak Norwegian.

Looking at the lists, I think that the good outweighs the niggles and I wonder how this list will change over time as we settle in?

Stay well

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